Let the one-liners begin. This ad is funny all on its own, but the fact that it was running on atrios adds to the amusement.
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Let the one-liners begin. This ad is funny all on its own, but the fact that it was running on atrios adds to the amusement.
Maybe it’s just my machine but the whole image isn’t coming out.
how much are you missing? Do you see the blonde and her outfit?
Once i did see the whole blond and her body. And boy, what a body. Maybe photoshopped just a tad in the boob area. Another time just the first two lines of the words, and now just part of her face and the first line of words.
I did manage to put together that it’s some Christian singles network. I’m missing some words. So can’t one-liner it. Unless that was about the jist of it.
That’s the gist of it. It shows how she’s filled almost to bursting with the spirit. Her tremendous faith. That sort of thing.
Yeah, the Spirit, her faith, that kinda thing. OK. That being said, here’s a one liner+:
Hi there. My name’s Faith. And these two girls I call “Hope” and “Charity”. I’d love to share them with you.
(These or two of the same or lesser quality can be yours for only $299.99 a month with one year sign up agreement. Christian singles network does not guarantee size or quality of breasts nor quality of facial appearance)
This reminds me of one of the Cleveland commercials that play during the Cavs games. Only with NBA League pass would we have a chance to see Cavs games out here. So we get the game coverage directly from the Cleveland station with all it’s hokey commercials. One is some high risk yet cheap auto insurance company, but the best is FarmersOnly.com. A singles website. Their songs goes “You don’t have to be LONELY, at Farmers ONLY dot com”. Their slogan: “Cuz city folks just don’t get it”
Which in turn reminds me of a local commercial we have out here. See we live just two major blocks from the courthouse and jail. So the main street that takes you there is a string of bail bond places. One of them is Bad Boy Bail Bonds. There commercials are so hilarious. And it’s all done in RAP. Kids behind bars and raps something to the affect of “cops pulled us over. the driver did it. i didn’t know nuttin about it.” And then at the end another Rapper says their slogan line: Cuz yur mamma wants ya home!
This doesn’t do justice to it.
Whooops. I think i just f’d up your page. Better delete that post about the nice Christian girl with the photoshopped boobs.
Thy rod and staff comforts me… ?
How big?
I guess one of the disadvantages of living in a big (and expensive) metro market like NYC is that we don’t get enough cheap local advertisers to laugh at.
I put space between the words, that seems to do the trick.
“Hi, I’m Joy and I’d like to share something really big with you.”