A priest and a rabbi walk into a Halloween party
Thinking they’ve got an original idea. They don’t. But at least my costume was cheap. A piece of white cardboard, tucked under my collar. Everything else was right out of the closet.
Cat and Dog
Living in peace and harmony. Though a few minutes later one started chasing the other. If you guessed the 12-pound cat was chasing the 60-pound dog, you are a winner.