My Favoritest Republican

Man it must be great to be Michael Steele. The guy can’t get fired, so he can write stuff like this:

“Arlen Specter’s defeat tonight is yet another blow to President Obama and his vaunted political operation. Like fellow Democrats before him, Arlen Specter’s loss should strike fear in the hearts of Congressional Democrats who choose to embrace the President’s reckless liberal agenda despite the clear objections of their constituents because they thought the White House could bail them out.

“Now as he attempts to introduce himself to general election voters, Joe Sestak will have to bear the tremendous weight of having supported President Obama’s failed $862 billion stimulus and a massive government takeover of health care. Time after time, Joe Sestak has been a reliable vote for his Democrat bosses in Congress while his constituents at home are left without a voice.

Are you following me here? Specter’s defeat is terrifying to Democrats. Because of his embrace of the Obama agenda, his constituents have risen up mightily and replaced him with …

…wait for it …

…a reliable vote for the Democrats, who has supported the Obama agenda.

Seriously — I’m not making this up, I swear. It’s right here in my inbox: